Soaking & Jump Humping: The Most Unbelievable Mormon Trend

Mormons are playing 3D chess to have sex with extra steps. It’s called soaking and it involves a jump humper.

This blog is explicit. Be warned.

Sexually repressed Mormons are playing 3D chess to have sex with extra steps.

It’s called “soaking.” What is soaking? I’m so glad you asked, let me explain.

Soaking is when a Mormon puts his penis inside a Mormon vagina. And just sits there. Some might even say they let it soak. This is how they get around premarital sex, I kid you not. Because there is no friction, no sex is had. So soaking is simply keeping a penis in a vagina and not moving at all.

But soaking isn’t fun. Temptation takes hold. Your religion is telling you no, your soaking is telling you yes. Enter the jump hump.

What is the jump hump, you ask?

During a soak session, a Mormon calls a friend over. This is their designated “jump humper.” What does the jump humper do? They jump on the bed of two people soaking, ergo causing friction for the soakers. As long as you aren’t the cause of the friction, you are not having sex. Seriously, Mormons call a friend over to their house so that they can jump on a bed and cause friction for them.

This is a real thing. Let that sink in. Listen to the pod for more.

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